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		<title>Frisch at YUNMUN 2012 &#8211; Part I</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Errand &#8211; A journey made for a special purpose; an expedition, a mission. (The New Shorter Oxford &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ki Im BeTorat Hashem Cheftzo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> 6: 01 PM &#8211; I need to be back down in the YUNMUN lobby for our group picture in a few minutes. I need a little Torah and I wish to write here&#8230; On Shabbos Dr. Scott Goldberg quoted the Chozeh of Lublin as saying that , &#8220;It is impossible to tell people which way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10: 21 AM &#8211; Why do I write here, I kinda-sorta know. Perhaps I want to be folk-famous like Henry &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gnagb</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> 6: 51 PM &#8211; Not home from Shul long. Shabbos is still ebbing away. Have to leave in an hour-ish to my school&#8217;s dinner. Tomorrow, off to YU Model UN. At some point want to write up some Torah from Shabbos. Maybe I&#8217;ll dip my toe in the water now.Last night, at the YU-Carlebach minyan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shabbat Shalom Y&#8217;All</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> 1: 01 PM &#8211; 3 classes, one guidance/mentoring meeting, paperwork, and, and and&#8230; Now, I sit in my office.1: 06 PM &#8211; Just returned a call to someone. This someone wants something and feels like they&#8217;re not so straight up and straight forward.Earlier this week I had the pleasure of speaking briefly with Rabbi David [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Tefillin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> Rabbi Boaz Mori just shared this thought with me, from the Moaznayim LeTorah . Why did the Kohein Gadol wear two pieces that seemed to have the same point? Both the Tzitz , worn on his forehead, and the Urim VeTumim , worn on his chest? He says that the kohein needed to internalize his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darche No&#8217;am (Slonimer Rebbe) on Bo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> I bought a sefer called Darchei No&#8217;am, in Israel a bunch of years ago, it&#8217;s by the present Yerushalayim Slonimer Rebbe, successor of the Nesivos Shalom. Here are some of what I got out of his essay on Parshat Bo. He cites the known approach that we were were zocheh to be redeemed because of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>6: 31 PM &#8211; Six classes taught, plus some meetings and talks.  Still at work, working&#8230;Discussed &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> 6: 31 PM &#8211; Six classes taught, plus some meetings and talks.  Still at work, working&#8230;Discussed Rosh Chodesh today &#8211; how the months are counted from Yetziat Mitzrayim, just like the days are counted from Shabbos, to give honor to G-d. Also we did thew Seforno who focuses on the word lachem, in the command, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>His Neshamah Should Have An Aliyah</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> This is one of those experiences that I have to write about.  And the realness of what I wish to write will &#8211; I think &#8211; come across the most strongly, in direct proportion to how soon I share this. One never knows what will happen, so you need to say and do what matters [...]]]></description>
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		<title>M&#8221;ShK  6: 29 PM &#8211; Shabbos was nice.  I&#8217;m not feeling as well rested as I&#8217;d like.  Still. thank G-d</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 08:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> M&#8221;ShK  6: 29 PM &#8211; Shabbos was nice.  I&#8217;m not feeling as well rested as I&#8217;d like.  Still. thank G-d for all the good in my life. Finishing Holy Beggars , savoring it.  Amazing book. Read More &#187;]]></description>
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		<title>Shabbat Shalom World</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> 4: 01 PM &#8211; This is when I&#8217;m starting this post.  Cooking is kinda-sorta done.  Trying to clean and prep lekavod Shabbos and the world.I feel like I haven&#8217;t shared here in a while &#8211; some random shares: Apple does bad stuff in China.   There&#8217;s a well reviewed  play that focuses on this. The writer and star feels that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Check In and Haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> 2: 11 PM &#8211; Friday is my favorite time to post.  Though I&#8217;m not sure why I ever write right here.Just came back from doctor and shopping.  Having at least two guests for Shabbos meals.Doctor says boiling water burn on my hand is nothing to worry about.  Likewise regarding The Cold That Wouldn&#8217;t Leave. Thank [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Reading Mother (Click For Author Bio)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> By Strickland Gillian I had a mother who read to me Sagas of pirates who scoured the sea. Cutlasses clenched in their yellow teeth; &#8220;Blackbirds&#8221; stowed in the hold beneath. I had a Mother who read me lays Of ancient and gallant and golden days; Stories of Marmion and Ivanhoe, Which every boy has a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku by Yakov Azriel -</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> I just recently discovered this poet.  I was waiting to transcribe all 13 of his haiku about the children of Ya&#8217;akov Avinu, but it&#8217;s slow going.  So here&#8217;s part. I like the work I&#8217;ve seen of his.  These are from the start of his poetry book on Shmot. Read More &#187;]]></description>
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		<title>Va&#8217;Eira</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 07:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> Shabbat left, as always &#8211; more or less. Like and unlike everyone she leaves and stays at once.And the week with the aura of Parshat Va&#8217;Eira lingers, but is mostly gone for a year.I read the full essay of the Slonimer Rebbe in his Darchei Noam .  Without peeking. Lets see what stayed with me. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shabbat Shalom World.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> Last night I shared my ladder story.  I had not recalled this till I started blogging and since it came back into my consciousness I&#8217;ve often thought of it as an apt example of my essence. (A search of slide ladder brings up these posts .) As I last told the tale it dawned on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hotd 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Fourfold Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 04:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> By Rabbi Avraham Yitzchak HaKohein Kook There is a person who sings the song of his soul. He finds everything, his complete spiritual satisfaction, within his soul. There is a person who sings the song of the nation. He steps forward from his private soul, which he finds narrow and uncivilized. He yearns for the [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hotd 9</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hotd 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 04:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Great Advice Regarding Thinking Before Speaking</title>
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		<title>As Bon Iver Plays On Rdio</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> I prefer not to mention Facebook in this space. (Although a search reveals that I have referenced that site in several posts .) I post on Facebook at a rate that most people would refer to as often.  I do that because I have more tangible evidence of life on Facebook than on my blog. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOTD &#8211; Inspired By My First Period 10S Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fresh Poetry! Caught In The Bloodstream This Morning!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> Sarcasm is a temptress.  She is a member of the Victim-hood family, of the Cambridge Victim-hoods. Perhaps you&#8217;ve encountered her sisters Anger and Cynicism. I will say it straight out.  I wish that poetry was more red and appreciated, more main stream.  I wish my poetry was ditto ditto ditto. I wish there were more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Of Late I Think of Polka Dots</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 04:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8220;That&#8217;s Me In The Corner&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://cdn.jewpi.com/wp-content/themes/magazine-basic/uploads/jnews_48x48_resize.png" style="float:left;width:120px;margin:10px"> I just chanced upon this post . I was surprised that I didn&#8217;t answer the questions of lavender garden and anonymous straight up. The photo was an erev Yom Kippur photo op for a tiny local paper.  They asked if someone could bring in a kittel and my mother was there when they asked, so I got [...]]]></description>
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